Grown KidsJan 20, 2023
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Episode 25: “King Of The Castle”
Roger Blackksmyth joins the Kids in this episode. Roger talks about living in Maryland, and his start in music before comedy. We talk about everything ranging from successful immigrants in America, China’s plan, talented homeless people, abortion, creepy old men and older women. Ever heard of The Rugrats Conspiracy? It’s all talked about on this episode.
Jan 20, 202302:05:29
Episode 24: “Return of the Jodi”
Aj Santos joins the kids for this episode. We talk about ghosts, purgatory, and dreams. Aj rates the best Asians. The kids talk about Halloween costumes, Brittany Griner, the “Dahmer” show, the comedy writing process, Iran, Kobe Bryant, and Aj answers questions from our listeners.
Nov 02, 202201:24:23
Episode 23 “Boom Boom”
Aaron Thompson joins us in this episode. We talk about his life from a police officer to a comedian, the police academy, corruption in the LASD, and getting booed on stage for being a cop. Aaron shared a story about the time his son did standup, and opening for Lunell and Katt Williams. We dive into some crazy stories from Aaron’s LAPD days, and accidentally discharging his weapon. Aaron is also coaches youth basketball. We talk about basketball, the best basketball and cop movies, Denzel Washington, and John Travolta.
Oct 18, 202202:05:08
Episode 22: “22”
The Kids roast each other for most of the episode. We also talk about the new 6th street bridge in LA, street takeovers, and silent farts.
Sep 12, 202244:22
Episode 21: “Tased & Confused”
We have some returning guests and a new guest for this episode. Mario Rodriguez and McKenna Jarrel grace us again, and Buster Brown joins us for the first time for this wild episode. People get tased, phobias and alcoholism are discussed, and the difference between fear boners and anxiety boners. McKenna had the rant of the year, but Buster may have taken that throne on this episode. Mushrooms were consumed, a lot of weed was smoked, Mario loves acid, and Buster knows his presidents.
Aug 11, 202202:00:06
Ep 20 “Cavemen”
Shaman Johal and Peter Nesh join us for this hilarious episode. We talk about Netflix and comedy, weird sexual appetites, Polyamorous relationships, watching dudes bang your girl, and how Alex got hit in the face with a beer bottle twice in one weekend. Knowing when to back out of a fight is a sign of manhood. Shaman knows the Indian accent is funny. Peter and his various business endeavors. We discuss the mafia back then and now, flamboyant Persians, fathers, discipline, 90’s things, Ryan and his lack of hygiene, and popping your LA comedy cherry. This was a fun episode, and we’ll definitely be having Shaman and Peter on again.
Jul 18, 202202:04:07
Episode 19: “Apocalypse Now”
The kids discuss the conclusion to the Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial or as we like to refer to as: “Jihad Depp vs Amber Haram.” Homeless people are more aware than you think. Squatters have rights lol. America is about to go through another recession. Kenan would never survive an apocalypse. We talk about the Uvalde school shooting, the cause of mass shooters, gun control, and…
Alex recorded a new fart.
Alex recorded a new fart.
Jun 22, 202201:10:55
Episode 18: “Sex & Candy”
Xavier Campos joins the Kids for this episode. Xavier talks about life on porn sets. It’s only normal to go from talking about porn to talking about masturbation. They go hand in hand… We talk about different masturbation methods, masturbating in socks, and the weirdest places we’ve masturbated at. Alex talks about the correlation between heroin and candy. The Kids talk about the different vices we have. Kenan and Xavier’s food porn on Instagram. We also discuss Dick Pills aka Blue Chews aka First Impressions, Dave Chappelle, words that shouldn’t be offensive, and our Top Rap Albums.
Jun 02, 202201:39:52
Episode 17: “Toxic Twats”
On this episode, Alex talks about his new novel that he’s about to release. We also dive into homelessness and mental health. The kids reminisce about Tony Hawk and the video games. We talk about the the city of Irvine, the Johnny Depp and Amber Turd Defamation case, and Kenan’s recent set at the “Nice Bits” show at the Rec Room. Getting a bad haircut is the worst, Josh is a KarEN who loves F1. We list the Top 3 Sports Apparel/Jersey’s as well as Top 3 Cultural Food.
May 10, 202201:58:24
Episode 16: “Alpha Cucks”
On this episode of the Grown Kids Podcast, we introduce our new camera guy, Ryan Radusinovic. We talk about the new Batman movie, and debate the best Batman films, villains, and actors who played Batman, and not to mention the fact that LA needs a Batman. Ryan talks about his standup and film career. Alex goes into full Tony Montana mode. Ryan has a fear of chocolate bars. We talked a bit about the Will Smith slap, toxic women, and how toxic women create the worst kind of men… Alpha Cucks.
Apr 28, 202201:51:20
Ep. 15 Galyn Pierno
Our guests Galyn Nash and Dom Pierno join the kids for this episode. Dom and Galyn talk about their recent, and upcoming shows. We talk about road shows, bringer shows, and the comedy store. Galyn talks about his life in Austin, Dom wants to see Galyn get slapped, Kenan tried buying Jeff Ross a drink, roast battles and roast jokes. Galyn almost threw up on stage while headlining, Kenan is a “slush puppy,” and Galyn likes to bust his nut on objects in public bathrooms. Galyn talks about a threesome he had, only to be debunked by Dom. We dive in a little into addiction, and Dom’s Dad being a heroin addict. Betting on the Gabby Petito case, the Citizen app in Austin and LA, Alex almost had to beat up a crackhead in downtown, and we ended the podcast the only way one should…
with a fart.
with a fart.
Mar 29, 202202:09:08
Episode 14: “The Urinal Rules”
America needs a president like Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy. We discuss the Russian invasion of Ukraine, and the possible outcomes. There are no farts like Taco Bell farts. The dangers behind “Shit Rage” that nobody talks about. The kids go over the basic rules in using urinals in public bathrooms. Alex kind of talks about his new novel that’s coming out, and his old YouTube channel “GnarGnarEnt.” Kenan can’t stop pooping. We give our thoughts on how we think the new “Batman” film will be, Robert Pattinson, Robert Downey Jr, and the aesthetic greatness of the game “Red Dead Redemption 2,” as well as our Top 3 Favorite Video Games.
Mar 05, 202201:59:17
Ep. 13 Fat, Hairy and Both.
Episode 13 “Fat, Hairy, and Both”
The kids are back after a break. Kenan had Covid, which is his excuse for getting fatter this recent month. As Kenan’s face got puffier, Alex’s got hairier. Josh is… well… both. We talked about the events of the last two years, comedy during Covid, and our most embarrassing moment in elementary school. We came to an agreement about who the scariest white people are, artists that died too young, Shaq, the fact that blue cheese is disgusting, the Super Bowl, Mayor Garcetti, and Joe Rogan.
The kids are back after a break. Kenan had Covid, which is his excuse for getting fatter this recent month. As Kenan’s face got puffier, Alex’s got hairier. Josh is… well… both. We talked about the events of the last two years, comedy during Covid, and our most embarrassing moment in elementary school. We came to an agreement about who the scariest white people are, artists that died too young, Shaq, the fact that blue cheese is disgusting, the Super Bowl, Mayor Garcetti, and Joe Rogan.
Feb 15, 202201:27:36
Episode 12 A Grown Kids XXX-mas
Christmas came early… and so did Kenan. On this special Christmas episode, the kids talk about their white elephant work parties, why you’ll see a pair of shoes (or two) hanging from wires in neighborhoods, Alex watched the movie “Elf” for the first time in a long time, and our favorite Christmas movies. We think Hollywood needs to produce a gangster Christmas movie. We talk about the gifts we bought for people, Christmas songs, and getting shadow banned. Alex talks about his dog Poopsie that he had, rehabs, the theory of The Grinch and Whoville, and being on the nice and naughty list. Kenan’s theory on Mr and Mrs Claus being related. Kenan has never seen “The Nightmare Before Christmas.” Colombian Christmas, favorite Christmas characters, the origins of Santa Claus (he’s turkish… google it), and Alex’s XXXmas story.
Dec 25, 202101:29:34
Episode 11 Dale Earnhardt’s Nightmare Before Christmas
The kids discuss their top 3 Christmas movies, stress and crime during the holidays, hockey, physically dominant women, Kenan’s wrestling days in high school (yeah, he wrestled), and what Joe Rogan’s farts probably smell like. Which by the way, Kenan recorded a fart. We talk a little about Formula 1 racing, Dale Earnhardt and the 2000 Daytona 500, favorite sports movies, the impact of “Jackass,” and dumb things you do as teenagers.
Dec 18, 202101:15:50
Episode 10: “10 Inches of Comedy”
It’s safe to say, we enjoy porn, so we had to have Kenny Weber, a comedian and porn industry worker, indulge us kids on the ways of the porn industry. Kenny talks about his start in comedy, how he got started in the porn industry, and Kenny’s recent break-up with a comedian. We talk about our favorite porn stars, and how Alex can’t cum with condoms. We discuss sex, and comedy, and how they go hand-in-hand (no pun intended). Kenny talks about funny QUEEFS on set before the legit conversation of prostitution, and why it should be legal. We come up with our porn names, romanticize the chat roulette days, talk about how boys are fucked up, the game “Butts Up,” and our Top 3 Sex Positions. So grab your anal beads, and strap-ons, because this is gonna be a wet episode.
Nov 16, 202102:01:29
Episode 9: “Kans-Ass”
It’s just the kids for this episode. Kenan and Alex recap their experience doing comedy at a rave in Kansas. Alex shares some stories of his rave days in the mid-late 2000’s, watching someone die at a rave, and the many overdoses you’ll see at raves. Josh and Alex deal with a fight at work. Memes and the internet, Chappelle’s new special and cancel culture. Straight guys making gay jokes, the boundaries dudes have as friends, and being comfortable with your sexuality. We started recording this episode after midnight, so we kept this episode short and sweet.
Nov 10, 202101:04:12
EPISODE 8 “STOP ASIAN 8”
There was an audio issue with Alex’s mic the first 15 minutes, but it was all gravy after that (and even before).
By far, the funniest episode yet. The kids have Adam Chong and Viet Nguyen as their guests for this special episode. We talk about their comedy show that they produce: “Rice & Beans,” Adam’s experience doing shows in Wisconsin, restaurant jobs and bad tippers. We take a look into how Adam and Viet got started in comedy, the movie “Don’t Be A Menace In South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood,” Viet growing up in Vietnam, Adam’s travels around the world, Viet losing his virginity, and of course, some good old fashion roasts, and racist Asian jokes throughout the episode. We learn how to say “pretty pu$$y” in Vietnamese, and other Vietnamese slang. Adam looks like Kim Jong Un, and told Dennis Rodman that when we all saw him at a bar in Costa Mesa in 2019, Dennis didn’t like it. We talk about Dennis some more, the Lakers, Cristiano Ronaldo, what we would buy with money when we have it, films, Koreans films, K-Pop, and Asian racism... against each other (stop asian hate... within). We break down how white people aren’t the most racist and homophobic people, and how white people get offended for us when we don’t care. Adam’s dream girl (you don’t want to hear Viet’s), why Vietnamese people eat dogs, and how Viet lived by a dog restaurant. WARNING: it gets dark. Alex is sensitive with animals, so he didn’t enjoy this part. Alex also hits his 6 year mark in comedy.
And apparently...
“Cat taste better.” - Viet Nguyen
Oct 26, 202101:36:51
Episode 7: “Can’t Crack A Jarrell”
A lot of weed and mushrooms were consumed during this episode... as they usually are.
The kids are graced by McKenna Jarrell. McKenna talks about her travels to Idaho, and now living in Long Beach. We discuss naked people, the movie “Midsommar,” cults, The Rolling Stones, music, McKenna’s favorite bands, and her teaching music as a job. Who has a bigger package? George Michael or Tommy Lee? Santa Monica College, McKenna’s start in comedy, and doing improv vs standup. Naked people... with weapons. The Bloodhound Gang, Weird Al Yankovich, back pain, fentanyl in cocaine (get testing kits). Alex talks about his wild friends who had wild deaths. Concussion Confidential. McKenna shares DM’s of people’s fainting stories. Heroin, and the feeling on and off of it. Creepy guys and fapping. Kenan and Alex talk a little about their Kansas trip, but save the other stories from the trip for another episode. McKenna was so too high to do the “Top 5” segment of the show. Oops. Now go to work.
The kids are graced by McKenna Jarrell. McKenna talks about her travels to Idaho, and now living in Long Beach. We discuss naked people, the movie “Midsommar,” cults, The Rolling Stones, music, McKenna’s favorite bands, and her teaching music as a job. Who has a bigger package? George Michael or Tommy Lee? Santa Monica College, McKenna’s start in comedy, and doing improv vs standup. Naked people... with weapons. The Bloodhound Gang, Weird Al Yankovich, back pain, fentanyl in cocaine (get testing kits). Alex talks about his wild friends who had wild deaths. Concussion Confidential. McKenna shares DM’s of people’s fainting stories. Heroin, and the feeling on and off of it. Creepy guys and fapping. Kenan and Alex talk a little about their Kansas trip, but save the other stories from the trip for another episode. McKenna was so too high to do the “Top 5” segment of the show. Oops. Now go to work.
Oct 18, 202102:29:49
Episode 6: “White Claws and Crocs”
Starting the podcast off with some roasts and a good cheers. Our second guest, Mario Rodriguez, graces our garage with his presence. We talk about drinking before sets, swiping right on everyone on tinder, freebasing cocaine, whip-its, death and time, near death experiences, Josh being white, life in Irvine, Mario’s football days, Mario’s top comics growing up, and Mario’s days of being homeless. Oh, and play-doh. That’s just the first hour. Kenan has been to Neverland Ranch. The greatness of The Rolling Stones. The Seattle grunge music era. Did Kurt Cobain kill himself? The CIA, conspiracy theories, eating ass, and the many different meals you can have mushrooms with, traveling, and Spirit Airlines. We give our Top 3 Gas Station Items when you’re high. Alex was thinking of naming this episode “Dildo Brain,” and for a good reason.
Oct 08, 202102:08:45
Episode 5 - “Bidet Talk”
The kids have their first guest: Ernesto Ledezma. They dive into the acting range of Robert Pattinson, DiCaprio is Jack Nicholson, Jenny from “Forrest Gump” is toxic, and Ernesto recently started dating a comediann. The guys talk about dating and hooking up with comics. Ernesto growing up in the hood. Ernesto is from South Gate but everyone thinks he’s from Riverside. Alex and Ernesto talk about how they met. If a comic asks if you “want to write some time” it means he wants to fuck. Kenan’s mangina once got a 2 minute standing ovation. How old we were when we lost our virginities, Alex was scarred from going down on a girl after his first time doing it when he was 13. Lexapro sucks. Ernesto talks more about his recent girlfriend, and how they met in the comedy scene. Alex is dumbfounded that Ernesto practiced celibacy for a while by choice. The art of fingering, fisting, and fapping. We touch base on an already talked about subject and one of Alex’s favorites topics: Masturbating before sex. If Kenan was in a porno, it would be called “Lake Flaccid.” Top 3 open mics. The kids talk about a possible Grown Kids Comedy Show... Enjoy the episode.
Sep 16, 202102:22:31
Ep. 4 “Timmy Tilt”
Kenan and Josh eat shrooms. Kenan throws up. Josh is jealous that Lucy loves Alex so much. Alex shares some of his stories while in different parts of Mexico. Alex also talks about his friend who has a drinking problem, and how his friend got the nickname “Timmy Tilt.” Kenan has a “Patrick Star” tattoo on his leg. People that can and can’t handle drugs and alcohol. The effects of drinking and drug abuse as you get older. Kenan talks about his new job, and how he once hooked up with a girl that was 6’2” from work. The guys dive deeper into work hook-up experiences. Alex fails a drug test at 17 for his first job: Ralph’s. The movie “Grandmas Boy.” We talk about guys that lie to get laid, guys that are straight forward, and why it’s bad to waste a woman’s time when it comes to dating. Be careful for psycho women. Favorite Ben Stiller movies. Alex can jack off without porn, and Kenan needs dick in his porn. Feet and toes. Weed almost killed Alex. Josh and Kenan talk about Rick and Morty. The oldest woman we’ve ever slept with. Masturbating before going on a date, and before having sex. Alex published a book in 2018. The guys share some shroom stories. This episode is almost 3 hours long. If you listen past an hour and a half, that’s on you.
Sep 03, 202102:38:58
Ep. 3 “Fries”
The guys talk about French Fries, having enough confidence to call your dick “pee-pee,” and how women aren’t grossed out by each other the way men are. Kenan talks about getting a finger in his butt by a girl with long fingernails, and whether he liked it or not. Kenan also talks about his first headlining gig. Do you use a bidet? Is karma a real thing? Ponzi schemes, bro code, vaginas, open mics, creepy comics, why it’s not easy making friends in comedy when you first start, and why complaining about lack of diversity at open mics is stupid. You know what else is stupid? Zoos. Alex loves Madonna. Kenan thinks Gwen Stefani likes Asian girls. The guys gives several “top 3” lists including: childhood celebrity crushes, Disney characters they’d bang, video game characters they’d bang, and most overrated cartoon characters. We also touch base on why ESPN is trying to be too woke, and “Family Guy” censoring certain jokes from their future episodes. Josh also talks about how he doesn’t like “Scarface,” and that doesn’t sit well with Alex.
Aug 20, 202101:40:19
Ep. 2 Meta World Domination!
This week on the Grown Kids podcast.
Kenan and Alex meet Metta World Peace at a comedy/music show. The kids indulge in some basketball talk, and stupid fans that trash talk athletes. Is it weird to have a threesome with sisters? Alex almost fires Josh, masturbating before sex, halal vs haram, Beyoncé vs Rihanna, Aaliyah’s impact on music, the greatness of Jay-Z and Freddie Mercury. Doing standup during the pandemic in Downey and Koreatown. The Latasha Harlins story. How Alex says hi to his friends and fellow comics. Dead baby jokes, getting pegged, when you think your racist uncle has finally come around, marriage is a business, queefing, compliments from gay guys are the best, homophobia, and how the straight white man isn’t the most racist or homophobic person. We’re going to hell where we will still get cancelled. And last but not least, we introduce out podcast mascot: Lucy.
Kenan and Alex meet Metta World Peace at a comedy/music show. The kids indulge in some basketball talk, and stupid fans that trash talk athletes. Is it weird to have a threesome with sisters? Alex almost fires Josh, masturbating before sex, halal vs haram, Beyoncé vs Rihanna, Aaliyah’s impact on music, the greatness of Jay-Z and Freddie Mercury. Doing standup during the pandemic in Downey and Koreatown. The Latasha Harlins story. How Alex says hi to his friends and fellow comics. Dead baby jokes, getting pegged, when you think your racist uncle has finally come around, marriage is a business, queefing, compliments from gay guys are the best, homophobia, and how the straight white man isn’t the most racist or homophobic person. We’re going to hell where we will still get cancelled. And last but not least, we introduce out podcast mascot: Lucy.
Aug 10, 202101:38:47
Ep. 1 "Fah-loooooser"
In our premier episode, the kids give a little insight about what this podcast is going to be about: life on stage, dark secrets, wild stories, shitting your pants, adolescence to adulthood, random banters, and of course... farts.
Jul 30, 202102:04:48